By Jim Fisher
I was just thinking about how cool this past summer has been. The Temperatures seemed much lower for most of the summer that I didn’t even get a chance to take my boat out. I have become very sensitive to the weather since my hair turned gray. Now don’t get me wrong here, I am not saying the Global Warming has caused my hair to turn gray. Did I say “Global warming”? I meant to say “Climate Change”. You know, the events that cause the temperature to go down which causes the Polar Ice Caps to melt and the sea levels to rise in Ft Lauderdale, as the President has said. You know. The CO2 gases that are causing the Greenhouse Effect on the planet. The CO2 that cause plants to grow tremendously. You know, the reason we shouldn’t be eating red meat. Because according to the President, flatulence caused by herds of cows contribute to the CO2 levels. Which causes the grass to grow which cows love to eat, causing more… You know, Climate Change, The Climate Change that prevented me from going out on my boat this summer. According to this administration’s department of energy, Jack O Lanterns also have an effect on Climate Change. I didn’t realize that Jack O Lanterns expelled the same gas that cows did.
A new study has shown that higher concentrations of CO2 are not only heating the planet they are making people dumber. This new study from Harvard caused former Vice President Al Gore to tweet recently: “the negative impact CO2 has on human cognition & decision making”. All this culminates at a time when our President in a speech he gave at the United Nations Climate Change Summit. Stated that more dramatic than terrorism, is the “growing threat of a Changing Climate.”
Oh, I get it . You weren’t tweeting about what. You were tweeting about Who.
Jim Fisher has lived on a small farm outside of Hudson for 30 years. Jim has been married to Jayne for 36 years. Together they have raised two daughters. (no grandchildren). Jim has served on the Unit Five Board of Education. Jim works with the McLean County Tea Party.
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