Lawmakers introduce “Zombie Preparedness” bill

Representative Chris Welch is looking have Illinois residents be prepared if a natural disaster occurs. (Photo Courtesy Facebook/RepChrisWelch)

By WJBC Staff

SPRINGFIELD – Illinois lawmakers are looking to take on the army of the dead by making October “Zombie Preparedness Month.”

While zombies may be fictitious, the threat of a natural disaster is not – which is the purpose of the bill. Looking to prepare residents in the event of a natural disaster, Representative Chris Welch, who is leading the charge against the undead, explained the idea is if someone has prepared for a situation such as a zombie apocalypse, they have the kind of supplies needed to survive a natural disaster.

“I am told that if you are prepared for zombies, then you would be prepared to deal with a natural disasters like tornadoes, blizzards, natural disasters of any kind,” said Welch. “You would have proper food storage, you would have identified a place you would go to for shelter.”

However, there are representatives who have some issues concerning the idea of preparing for zombies. Representative Will Davis said people may take the idea of fighting zombies too literally and pack dangerous supplies.

“One of my concerns is the only way you can stop a zombie is to bash their brains in,” said Davis. “So does that mean I get to now bring my bow and arrow, my bat with barbed wire on it, or for that matter, my AK-47? Does that make me prepared for zombies?”

Welch explained in reality, families should pack at least a three day stockpile of food, water, and other emergency supplies to have on hand.

Blogs

Labor Day – Expanding voting rights for all

By Mike Matejka Because of COVID, there is no Labor Day Parade this year.  It’s always a great event for our everyday workers to march proudly down the street and enjoys the festive crowd. If there had been a parade, this year’s Labor Day theme was to be “150 years of struggle: your right to vote.” …

Is federal mobilization the answer?

By Mike Matejka As President Donald Trump threatens to send federal marshals into Chicago, over the objections of Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker, recall another Illinois Governor who protested the incursion of armed federal personnel into the city.   Those federal troops, rather than calming, escalated the situation, leading to deaths and violence. Illinois poet Vachel Lindsay…

In these troubled times, to my fellow white Americans

By Mike Matejka Our nation is at a unique watershed in human relations. African-Americans have been killed too many times in the past before George Floyd, but the response to this man’s death is international and all-encompassing. I was a grade-schooler during the Civil Rights 1960s. I watched Birmingham demonstrators hosed and the Selma – Montgomery…

Workers’ Memorial Day – Remember those whose job took their life

Looking around our community, when we say employer, most will respond to State Farm, Country, or Illinois State University.   We too often forget those who are building our roads, serving our food, or our public employees. COVID-19 has made us more aware of the risk.  Going to work every day for some people means…